My parents don’t know anything about anything.
“I understand that you have depression, but I have bigger problems to deal with.” Thanks mom…
If I had a car, I could have a taco right now. I can’t even remember the last time I had a taco.
I’m gonna give all my secrets away
it would be cool if everybody in the world wasn’t mad at me
it would be cool if everybody in the world wasn’t mad at me
SIMMER DOWN
I dunno, that’s what Kristen said.
Note to self
If you eat 6 bowls of Cap’n Crunch in one night, the roof of your mouth will hurt like a bitch.
I was trying to remember what I wore on Christmas, then I remembered why I can’t remember Christmas.
Sometimes it only takes something simple to brighten your day. Like today, I heard that my ex boyfriend is fat now. Ha.
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